Lyn (lɪn) n 1. wife, mother, grandmother. 2. striving to be woman.

Wendy (wεndɪ) n 1. Giver of love. 2. One who puts others before herself. 3. Partner, daughter, sister and friend. 4. Teacher. 5. Lover of the arts. 6. One with low self-belief.

Alison (ælɪsʌn) n 1. Sister , daughter. 2. Fun loving, clubber. 3. College student ~ p/t waitress. 4. Music and sleep lover. 5. Sensitive but learning fast, getting tougher by the minute! 6. Mental.

Kim (‘kɪm) n 1. Mother , wife, sister, friend. 2. Cheaf cook n bottle washer, florist, amateur poet. 3. Good listener, loyal and honest. 4. Stroppy, bad tempered and suffers fools badly (at worst) and impatient. 5. Mary Poppins or was it nanny Mcfee? 6. Over worked and underpaid but living!

Stinky fridge boy (stɪŋkɪ frɪdʒ bɔɪ) n 1. the best person in the world. 2. homophobic and proud. 3. has a fridge that STINKS.

Pippin (‘pɪpɪn) n 1. No confidence. 2. No self-esteem. 3. Believes she’s worthless. 4. Self-harmer. 5. Doormat. 6. Quiet. 7. Shy. 8. Introvert. 9. Negative. 10. Panicky. 11. Suspected sufferer of manic depression.

S.M n 1. Idiotic. 2. Childish. 3. Doesn’t know when he’s best off. 4. Productive.

Rachel (‘reɪʃ˚l) n 1. overworked. 2. overtired. 3. overweight. 4. overexcited.

Liam (liːəm) n 1. is eternal, just like you. 2. hopes you have a nice day .

WASP (wɒsp) n 1. one who prefers to be a fool for Christ than a genius for man/woman. 2. bows to no human, only God. 3. is better than no one, nor worse than anyone. 4. tries to do the best he can.